So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
|Lizzie McGuire:||Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.|
|Thats So Raven:||Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful.|
|Shake it Up:||I could just eat you up... well if I ate.|
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture